At the beginning God created healthy food

At the beginning God created the heaven and the earth, and the earth was covered with Broccoli, herbs and spinach, multicolored vegetables of all kinds and Adam and Eva lived healthy for a long time.

There the devil created delicious ice cream and cakes.

The devil said to Adam: Do you want some toppings?

And Adam said: Yes!

And Eve said: I also want some, with chocolate.

Then they both gained 3 pounds.

There God created healthy bread from full grain flour that the woman could pay attention to her figure, which Adam admired so happily.

There the devil created white flour and mixed it with white sugar.

And Eve grew from size 8 in size 12.

There God spoke: Here, taste some of that green salad from my garden and enjoy!

There the devil said: Refine it with Thousand Island dressing and Croutons.

And Adam and Eva had to loosen their belts after the meal.

There God said: Here, eat some fresh, green vegetable for a healthy heart with cold pressed virgin olive oil.

There the devil brought juicy steaks, hamburgers and sausages on the table, as much as one can eat.

There the Cholesterol of Adam and Eva rose immensely.

There God created the potato, cooked naturally and without fat, rich in minerals and fibers.

There the devil peeled the potatoes, cut them very thin and deep fried them, called them Chips and added a lot of salt.

There Adam and Eve gained even more in weight and Eva got skin problems and Cellulites.

There God created comfortable sport shoes and gave it to his children, so that they could run off the surplus calories.

There the devil gave them the television with remote control, so that they did not have to rise for switching channels.

There the two of them cried and laughed in the changing lights of the screen and changed into comfortable training suits with loose waist bands.

There God gave them low fat meat and Diet products, so that they would take up fewer calories.

There the devil created McDonalds, Double Cheeseburger and slices of Pizza for just one dollar.

There the devil said to Adam: Do you want chips and Coke?

There Adam and Eva screamed together: Yeah! And double the portion!

Then the two suffered a heart attack.

There God had pity on his children and created complicated heart surgeries with bypasses.

There the devil brought about deficit in the budget of the Ministry of Health and the health insurance companies.

This is not a joke at all!

Translated from Hebrew by me.